He wishes...

First off, let me say to the other contestants, "I bloody hate you all" Just kidding. But I do blame you all for this... this... liquid sex on paper right there *points to image*. I was planning on entering this myself with another image but... then I saw the competition. And I was like, "Damn. How am I gonna compete against that!? I'm going against slick and adorable, and funny and awesome! How can I possibly top that!?" So I asked my self, "What is better than slickness, awesomeness, humor, and adorable?" And what came to mind was: Porn. But DA and most of my younger watchers' mothers frown upon pornography. So I went with the next best thing...
Bed-head + Sexy stare + washboard abs + leather pants + v-neck shirt = Liquid Sex On Paper, and no one gets scarred for life! Everybody's happy

...And then I became disgusted with myself. Why did I have to mess with perfection? He was fine just the way he was. But at least I didn't Bishi him up too much like some people tend to do with the "Ugly characters" to make them more shagable. It reminds me of that pic of Fanon!Snape vs. Canon!Snape I did a while back.

Anyway here's my ID entry for the 's contest.